Uncategorized23 Nov 2007 01:47 pm
The Ultimate Rules Of Film Making
To avoid eternal sorrow, and a loathsome hatred for all the universe, there are four ultimate rules which must be followed during the creation of any motion picture.
No Children.
No Old People.
No Animals.
No Fog Machines.
See also, This Blog Post wherein I mention these rules, and include some rationale from Fistful of Staples.